Soliciting Stories of Workplace Theft

We're soliciting stories about workplace theft for a journal that will appear in early April, in honor of STEAL SOMETHING FROM WORK DAY. Obviously, they should be anonymous and fictionalized. A simple paragraph will suffice, though if one of you sends in the War and Peace of employee revenge, we won't complain. Send stories to stealfromworkday@gmail.com. The deadline is Tuesday, March 30.