The Table Has Turned

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Seven years ago, when we started doing CrimethInc. mailorder on the west coast, we did it from the couch, balancing the packages on our laps as we taped them shut. Next came an end table, then a coffee table, then a desk, then two desks, then an actual work table, and then three work tables. However, even back when we were making our move up to a coffee table, we dreamed of one day building the Ultimate Mail Order Table. It’s a dream we’ve been chasing for many years, and at times it seemed unreachable—but last week, we cleared out the mailorder room and started work, emerging victorious six long days later. Complete photo-documentation after the jump.

table1small.jpgWe made the base with our tried and true 2×4 style of carpentry, which included 8 4×4 legs, totally overkill and totally sweet.
table2big.jpgNever underestimate the value of a good miter saw.

table3big.jpgCheck out that clamp action down there.

table4big.jpgTable completed, sturdy enough to land a helicopter on.
table5big.jpgWith the addition of the trim, we’ve officially graduated out of 2×4 carpentry and into embellished 2×4 style.

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table7big.jpgConstruction is finished, now time for staining and a delightful three coats of poly on the working surfaces.

table9big.jpgFinished.

table10small.jpgTwelve feet long, five and a half feet wide and both sitting and standing height working surfaces—made to order.

table11small.jpgBridger likes a cord-free floor, so we attached the powerstrips to the bottom of the table.

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Mail. Order. Bliss. For everyone* who gets a package in the next few months, know we had extra fun putting it together on the table we made.

*This should include a lot of you since Rolling Thunder #4 will be ready to send out in about 10 days.

mike said,

February 18, 2007 @ 9:46 am

Table looks awesome!! Cool pics.

Orthodox Anarchist » Mishegaas said,

February 18, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

[...] Anarchist order fulfillment. [...]

greenbean said,

February 18, 2007 @ 4:05 pm

That table is mad wicked d-i-y style!

shmooth said,

February 19, 2007 @ 12:15 am

good work.

Fluffy said,

February 20, 2007 @ 1:14 am

magnifique!

Coyote06 said,

February 22, 2007 @ 10:16 am

Rolling Thunder 4!

peacechicken said,

February 22, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

It’s gorgeous!! I can only hope Columbus 9/11 Truth has a set-up like that some day soon. Keep up the great work.

Coyote06 said,

February 22, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

If you don’t mind my asking… how did you get that beautiful space you’re in?? Us folks in this city are currently craving a space, but there is no abandonment to be found, and prices keep going up… If anybody else reading this knows a good way to find a place for regular revolutionary rendezvous and food not bombs cookin….(as well as to sleep in once in a while!), we’d love it if you sent your ideas!!

ztk2006@gmail.com
-Food Not Bombs Santa Barbara

pfm said,

February 22, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

hi coyote, we don’t mind the question at all. we got the space we’re in by paying for it. simple as that. reclaimed spaces have a lot of good uses but running a large literature distribution out of them is not one—at any given time we have 10,000 plus books/magazines/dvds/etc. here as well as a variety of computers and other tools of the trade, and we use up about 2,000 square feet just for the distribution and production side of things, including our letterpressing area. it would not be a wise move to have that much stuff in an illegal space, and especially not this particular stuff, if you know what i mean—we’re not eager to given anyone an excuse to come down on us. one of the reasons we moved to salem was to capitalize on its under-valued real estate which has enabled us to keep our overhead as low as possible. good luck with finding a space with your activities, hopefully some people reading this blog will have some good tips for you. there is also an excellent article in the upcoming issue of Rolling Thunder dealing with some squatters’ experiences in Buffalo that may be of help to you.

Coyote06 said,

February 23, 2007 @ 11:58 am

Thanks so much! Yeah, we’d like more of a permanent space, so we’re probably going to end up paying for it. Reclaimed space is really, really tough to do here, as far as buildings go, anyway. We’re also thinking of getting the place funded through grants/donations, as a “community action resource and social center”. Hopefully by next year we’ll have a wonderful center for radical activities, radical info, and radical sleeping, when necessary.

Thanks again! Take care!
-Coyote

(PS- How did you know it was my birthday when you sent that one package??)

montag said,

February 25, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

can’t wait for rolling thunder #4!

phmadore said,

February 27, 2007 @ 6:21 am

Hey, I thought Rolling Thunder was produced by the North Carolina cell? Also, when someone comes to Salem, how do they go about making a visit to this wonderful workshop? Thanks.

phmadore said,

February 27, 2007 @ 6:30 am

Understand if you don’t want to broadcast that. Secure e-mail: phmadore@riseup.net. I would really like to have a few different conversations with some of you guys I’m presuming/hoping would be there. I’ll probably be there in Salem (west coast generally) by the end of the year.

Sincerely,
P. H. M.

pfm said,

February 27, 2007 @ 10:16 am

RT is a collaborative effort involving many people including us here in Salem. However, the editorial heart is based in North Carolina.

Also, for those keeping track, RT4 is still about one week away from being ready to send out, there were printing delays entirely beyond our control.

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